You can keep your Engelbert and your Humperdinck: here is the Scottish Eurovision entry from the Sensational Alex Salmond Band, Devo Macs.
The band's Best Of 2011 album is also available, and The Caledonian Mercury is decidedly chuffed to be able to present a video taster of the various tracks.
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