The latest song from the Sensational Alex Salmond Band is a reworking of a 1970s favourite, from the days before Greggs went global: Cum On Feel The Pies.
Hot-pastry tax or no, the band's Best Of 2011 album remains available, gleaming and tempting, and The Caledonian Mercury is proud to be able to provide bite-sized tasters from all the tracks.
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